Cinorexia

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Cinorexia: ('cin-o-reks-ya')

A medical condition, whose patients have lost their minds due to the involuntary activation of both optical nerves through loud/ obnoxious/ manipulative propaganda. (such as through a consistent, irrational bombardment via billboards, pop-ups, TV, "newspapers" etc.)

Related diseases:
Anorexia
InToxia
Sexia

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