Urbania

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March 5th, 002011.

Let's rush to buy an expensive watch.
That can actually keep good time.
That we don't know anything, really, about.

Except its brand
or its name.

Familiarity, you see.
No more breeds contempt.
It spawns recognition.

Let's hurry to get...
a Pad,
cum tablet,
or Pill..
Blue, Red, pre-fixated with an "i"...
How does it matter,
Who gives a fuck?
Not the armored touch screen.
Not the pharma boys.
Not the neo, morpheus, trinity, trinity...
Nor the careless sex.

Let's scramble to reach,
Urbania.

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